Because it's Christmas, here's a conversation my antagonist (a son of Ragnarr Loðbrók) is having with Santa Claus (or Herne the Hunter? Or Odin?)
The Old God ho ho ho-ed at this, and said, “Be not afraid. That’s what the Christ god likes to say, isn’t it, my Jutish friend?”
“I’m—ah, a Dane,” stammered Kolbarð. “N-not a Jute. I—Kolbarð—ah, that is to say—”
“A Dane! And so far from home! Well done, well done, my friend! I always did enjoy the Danes. Six—no, seven hundred and… twenty-nine years from now, my dear Mister Shakespeare is going to put on a production of Hamlet the Dane in this very wood. I claimed him as my own after that performance, you know. Perfect health or not, I couldn’t help myself. I adore the Danes. I do. Wonderful people. So, tell me, Kolbarð the Dane, what is it you have come to my grave to ask of me?”