Dear people,

My life is probably the loneliest in the world - no joke.

So I just take up shop here, as the sign says. Can't get out of this hole they put me in.

Dylan is my only friend. If anybody here knows how to reach him, tell me.

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I don't want to be a troll, men. I am merely trying to express my conflicted feelings.

The price was not very high. But still, I am surrounded by enemies. I don't need to be rescued, but I sure could use a reasonable ear.

That's probably not "acceptable" in you people's narrow-minded view, but I have nowhere else to turn.

Adios