Are you watching the President’s broadcast tonight?

People want this wall so badly?

They can have a yard sale, walk dogs, watch neighborhood children, house sit...

I hear those are great ways to get large amounts of cash in a short amount of time.

cbenoi1 said:

We keep turning down offers for Turks & Caicos, so I don't see us bidding on Puerto Rico anytime soon.

Wait.

Is that where US Big Pharma has manufacturing plants?

*feels for pocket change*

-cb

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But we could get Puerto Rico at a reduced price for damaged goods. Then make those crooked Quebecois contractors fix it up - if they do a good job, time off for good behaviour! Win/win.
Besides, it would really tick off the U.S. nationalists, even the ones who, up 'til now, didn't want Puerto Rico.

SWest said:

People want this wall so badly?

They can have a yard sale, walk dogs, watch neighborhood children, house sit...

I hear those are great ways to get large amounts of cash in a short amount of time.

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Yep. If it's good enough to suggest to the government employees (such as the Coast Guard) it should be good enough for the government.

frimble3 said:

But we could get Puerto Rico at a reduced price for damaged goods.

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Just the Pharma alone is a good deal. Heck. Not only do we have Medicare, we'd also have meds on the cheap.

Oh wait. WE would have to build a wall now.

*Thinks about ways to convince the Yanks to pay for it.*

-cb

The GoFundMe for the wall is up to $20 million. The total goal is one billion, meaning Trump supporters are 2% of the way there already.

And the wall is projected to cost, what, five billion? So really, they have 0.4% of the total. That wall's as good as built!

And that's not counting what it will cost to staff and maintain the wall.

But MAGA! Her emails! Covfefe!

Then there is this asshole:

This Kentucky congressman opposes back pay for workers amid shutdown

Apparently there were 7 GOP votes like this one.

Make notes of their names, folks in the relevant districts.