Yesterday's Last Line

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James kissed me again and my concern fell away at about the same time the bra did.

(Note that I use James over and over, replacing it later with another name.)

 

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You’re turning into your mom.”

Maryn, amused because "you" is a dude

 

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Today’s underwear is gaudy, coral and white stripes, far too cheerful for the occasion.
 

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Where did I put my punctuation wrench?

*rummages in closet*

Ah. There it is!

Huh. A bunch of posts with no asterisks. :Wha: Guess I’ll have to make do.

Today’s underwear is gaudy, coral and white stripes, far too cheerful for the tortilla.
 

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Ooh, we have Coddi in the house. Let me find a recent last line that lends itself to asterisk-play. You know, the kinky stuff.

That might be just as well, since he’s still ******* *******.

Maryn, knowing the original line isn't all that sexual
 

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Yay! Thanks, Maryn! :hooray:

That might be just as well, since he’s still cooking cowboys.

That might be just as well, since he’s still huffily lurking.

That might be just as well, since he’s still damaged spandex.
 

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All of those are excellent. You do have a knack for this.

“I totally lost my ****,” Andrew says, uncharacteristically **** as he puts on his ***** *****.

I asterisked some words needlessly just to make the playground bigger.

Maryn, leaning back and waiting
 

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Finally knowing who it want’s for its new host, it finds the familiar house and goes down to its destination.
 

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“I totally lost my blue,” Andrew says, uncharacteristically evil as he puts on his smurf pants.
 

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First out loud laugh of the day, Jake. "Smurf pants." Snort.
 

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Years from now with Joe and Mark long since dead, she can barely remember her human self.
 

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(Well, who hasn't had that happen?)
 

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The "rule" is that the words you substitute have to have the same number of letters as there are asterisks. Although the character in question is sometimes a dick, so we'll go with that.

My last line yesterday is squeaky clean!

His nose is barely swollen now, his breathing enviably free, slow and steady as the great heart I once pressed my ear against when I needed to feel protected.
 

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It doesn’t matter what the being is, it’s what they do that makes them evil.
 

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Anna keeps one as a pet, sometimes she makes it sting her human’s ******** for fun.
 

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Anna keeps one as a pet, sometimes she makes it sting her human’s landlord for fun.
 

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“May you have many happy years together,” he says. “Maria? Newlyweds here.”
 
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"Just like we use the essence of Valkyrie to give us our wings, we can channel the essence of succubus that’s inside us to make us appear as succubi."
 

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Aaron is one of those people with an unfailing sense of direction, and I cede the front seat to him.

I know, exciting!
 

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Intently watching as Karina furls her eyebrows, her three friends witness her body flicker as her skin briefly turns a light red and her horns and wings almost take solid form before she turns back to normal.
 

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Good visuals in that line, Jake.

When he changes, the ****** on his lower **** startle me; it seems long ago, but it hasn’t been enough days for *******, not by a long shot.
 

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When he changes, the pimple on his lower chin startle me; it seems long ago, but it hasn’t been enough days for krampus, not by a long shot.