Worst. Xmas. Party. Costume. Ever?

So totally not Google imaging these on my lunchbreak. I swear.

what an awful weather month to do this...
i feel like easter is more appropriate to go barebreast.

...I...question the asymmetry aspect.

Introversion said:

Reindeer boobs.

Seriously, does anyone actually wear this anywhere but their own bathroom long enough to take a selfie, and/or without being stinking drunk?

I suppose I should be thankful there isn’t a male costume called “snowman pants”...

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Snowman pants.
Thanks a lot - that is a horrifying thought.

Gee, they ought to get it right, it's only ONE, so it's reindeer boob, not boobs.

Also... I laughed. It'd be even funnier if someone actually did that and had a picture taken 'in the wild' (aka with other people around... all pointing and laughing).

The googly-eyes do a remarkable job of rendering those boobs completely devoid of erotic appeal. I find them inoffensively funny also.