Book Titles You'd Love to Read (or Write!)

Jason · Sep 25, 2018

Ever hear a turn of phrase or something that just strikes your fancy? Tickles your funny bone? Can't help but smile or think...

"Hmmm....that'd make a great book title!"?

Share your own here...

Here's one that caught my attention just today:

A Fist Full of Fritos

Maryn · Sep 26, 2018

Carl's Bad Tavern, a lightly comic mystery of some kind.

Maggie Maxwell · Sep 26, 2018

I've got a couple. The weirdest:

Please Don’t Feed The Manatees - Floridapunk
I Hate Stealth Omega - Not a clue what it might be.
A Space Station Named Fantasy - I actually have an idea for this one, but I'm a long way from feeling confident enough to write it. Utopia/Dystopia sci-fi

Kjbartolotta · Sep 26, 2018

The FB group 'Previously Unsaid Sentences in Human History' is a goldmine. Some quick notables:

-Serpent Covered in Vaseline.
-Cockroach Juice is Good For You.
-Are Three Boobs a Crowd?
-Now Everyone's Horny for Bowser.
-There's Nothin' 'Meme' About Smokin' Cigarettes.

Jason · Sep 30, 2018

When Puppies Dream

JJMac · Sep 30, 2018

Tulips From Hamster Jam

DanielSTJ · Sep 30, 2018

The Philosopher's Enigma.

Jason · Sep 30, 2018

Molecular Dishonesty

Maryn · Oct 1, 2018

It took some hunting, but I found my long-ago list of titles requiring only a story or novel to match. Among the crap:

St. Christopher's Mettle
Hole-Hearted
Pleas and Thank You
Wait Training

Obviously I was fully enamored with puns at the time.

Maryn, sobered by how long ago she created that document

Jason · Oct 4, 2018

Two new ones came to me today:

The Dog That Wouldn't Poo

&

The Thirsty Tortilla Chip

Jason · Oct 8, 2018

Squirmy wormy happy wiggles

(subtitle: How dogs express themselves)

Tazlima · Oct 8, 2018

"Tree Meanie"

Woke up with the phrase in my head one morning. Seems like a good title for a picture book, but I haven't yet thought of a plot to go with it.

DanielSTJ · Oct 9, 2018

The Call of the Sword.

Something medieval/fantasy-like.

Jason · Oct 9, 2018

How to Sip Your Scotch (by Talisker Macallan)

M.S. Wiggins · Oct 10, 2018

Greenhouse ~~Gonja~~ Ganja by Rolen Bluntz

*Obviously, I haven't read the book! … but Jason has.*

Jason · Oct 10, 2018

Ha, that's a good one (though I think it's ganja, not gonja, but I getcha mugsy

)...

There's always the classic: How to Die Rich by B. Bjorn Loaded

Jason · Oct 11, 2018

When iPhones and Androids Collide

Jason · Oct 12, 2018

Dragons and Mice

M.S. Wiggins · Oct 13, 2018

*bravado alert*

HOLY BABBLE – King GOP Version (SCOTUS Press)

Cobalt Jade · Oct 13, 2018

Electric Monsoon

Jason · Oct 14, 2018

The Spider in the Hamper

DanielSTJ · Oct 14, 2018

The Princess Saves the Prince

Jason · Oct 15, 2018

The Case of the Crumbling Cornbread

Jason · Jan 14, 2019

The Black Atom

M.S. Wiggins · Feb 6, 2019

From Port de Bras to Donkey Kicks: How Ladies Liberty Torched the Status Quo of American Politics.

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