Oh my god, they're at it again! Leadership spill today. Turnbull certain to quit as PM and possibly do a runner from parliament, leaving his own party without a majority. A leadership battle between, right, right, and fascist potato. The leading candidate possibly constitutionally ineligible to serve. No-one willing to pull the trigger.

Who will win the game of musical prime minister chairs? Who gets the privilege of piloting this clown car right on into the climate change energy price property bubble ravine? Stay tuned!

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