Good evening, fair Royals!
Prince Welcheren, the snake scale robe is very fetching. I'll make an exception. This time.
Princess LadyV, so glad to see you about these parts and in fine spirits. And Duchess, I am pleased to hear of your dancing escapades. May that bode well for your future health ahead!
And now...
*ahem*
The shineyyyy scythe stopped less than an inch from the dark, antlered form lurking in the deepest darkest shadow.
"Prince Porter? Is that you? What in the name of Because are you doing down here at this hour?"
The Queen drew her blade back and eyed the Moose as he shuffled closer to the candlelight. She wrinkled her nose in anticipation of the noxious fart he'd no doubt stored, just to annoy her majestic sensibilities. But all she could smell was a dry, musty scent. Odd. And he was just staring at her, while swaying gently to and fro. Also odd.
"You better not have come to fill the moat with 2 x 4s again. I'll have you know, I'm not explaining that to Sir Brad next time he comes trotting with Super through the gates. I'm pretty sure he's not thrilled about what that does to the surrounding shrubbery. Or to Super when he sneaks a drink from the moat."
Still nothing from the old Moose.
Queen tiddlywinks' grip tightened on the scythe when she caught sight of the vertical slitted pupils staring back at her. In the next blink, the royal's eyes had returned to normal. But the Queen knew what she had seen. And she trusted what her gut was telling her.
On a stiff battle cry, she swung the scythe, catching the Moose by the neck and lopping the head clean off. It poofed up into the air, like a pricked balloon madly careening about to land haphazardly on the throne. The rest of 'Prince Porter' slithered to the ground like a broken curtain.
Or a shedding skin.
An angry hiss emitted from the column of serpentine figures now untwining before her to slither away furiously.
"Oh no you don't!" Picking up her sparkly robes so she wouldn't trip, the mighty little Queen darted after the intruders, intent on trapping them for further questioning. She was running so fast and cursing so heartily, she didn't realize they had darted into the glowing Mark of the Serpent within the Bard's painting until it was too late.
"Fiddlesticks!"
With a hop, a skip, and a trip over her scythe, the Queen went tumbling after the snakes through the rift in the painting.
Prince Welcheren, the snake scale robe is very fetching. I'll make an exception. This time.
Princess LadyV, so glad to see you about these parts and in fine spirits. And Duchess, I am pleased to hear of your dancing escapades. May that bode well for your future health ahead!
And now...
*ahem*
The shineyyyy scythe stopped less than an inch from the dark, antlered form lurking in the deepest darkest shadow.
"Prince Porter? Is that you? What in the name of Because are you doing down here at this hour?"
The Queen drew her blade back and eyed the Moose as he shuffled closer to the candlelight. She wrinkled her nose in anticipation of the noxious fart he'd no doubt stored, just to annoy her majestic sensibilities. But all she could smell was a dry, musty scent. Odd. And he was just staring at her, while swaying gently to and fro. Also odd.
"You better not have come to fill the moat with 2 x 4s again. I'll have you know, I'm not explaining that to Sir Brad next time he comes trotting with Super through the gates. I'm pretty sure he's not thrilled about what that does to the surrounding shrubbery. Or to Super when he sneaks a drink from the moat."
Still nothing from the old Moose.
Queen tiddlywinks' grip tightened on the scythe when she caught sight of the vertical slitted pupils staring back at her. In the next blink, the royal's eyes had returned to normal. But the Queen knew what she had seen. And she trusted what her gut was telling her.
On a stiff battle cry, she swung the scythe, catching the Moose by the neck and lopping the head clean off. It poofed up into the air, like a pricked balloon madly careening about to land haphazardly on the throne. The rest of 'Prince Porter' slithered to the ground like a broken curtain.
Or a shedding skin.
An angry hiss emitted from the column of serpentine figures now untwining before her to slither away furiously.
"Oh no you don't!" Picking up her sparkly robes so she wouldn't trip, the mighty little Queen darted after the intruders, intent on trapping them for further questioning. She was running so fast and cursing so heartily, she didn't realize they had darted into the glowing Mark of the Serpent within the Bard's painting until it was too late.
"Fiddlesticks!"
With a hop, a skip, and a trip over her scythe, the Queen went tumbling after the snakes through the rift in the painting.