Hah! Take a piece of fresh bread down to any public park - hold a piece towards a Cobra Chicken. You'll see a quick strike and maybe get a finger-nip as well.
Also, let's not forget the feather-and-down blend protective vests our boys (and girls) wear.
The Danger Noodles fear no Cobra Chickens.
A little history twist, the British militia burned the Whitehouse in retaliation of burning York, Ontario.
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/british-troops-set-fire-to-the-white-house
Phht, like facts ever got in the way of the Talking Circus Peanut's version of events.