Er *furrows brow* no.
Oh, hang on. Lord Howe Island and Norfolk Island are snake-free.
Here's header on the NI NP page:
Yeah, murderous humans can happen anywhere. Not something you could blame Australia for. In fact, for a place settled by convicts, you're remarkably peaceful. Nothing like the USA, in fact.Yeah. But that wasn't a snake.
"The man suffered a very serious laceration and possible fracture of his right forearm as well as severe bleeding from his leg wound. He was in considerable pain."
That's sad, poor doggy. I had a goanna come after me. It wasn't going anywhere so I kept getting closer and closer to get a better picture when it turned and lunged at me. Never saw lizards that were big enough to turn garbage cans over before that.Not a pool noodle: Queensland couple attacked by goanna after it killed their dog
I'm a dog person, even a small dog person, but it's hard to picture this scenario as anything other than the goanna minding its own business when someone's unleashed dumbass of a dog decided it could take on something three times its size and carnivorous, with predictable consequences. The fault is clearly with the owner. But at the same time, countless millions of lizards a year are slaughtered in this country by invasive species (dogs, but overwhelmingly cats), and it's a good thing that some of them can fight back.
Danger noodle wakes up to find rude housemate
[h=1]Woman wakes up in hotel, finds snake on her arm: 'I won't be sleeping for a while after this'[/h]
popculture.com said:Rapper Lil Pump was merely sitting down and preparing for the next scene in his latest music video when bad luck fell upon him. The scene required Pump to hold a snake according to TMZ and the crew was giving the rapper the slithering animal during the Thursday night shoot.
Everything seemed normal at first until the snake clearly felt threatened and bit Pump right in his hand.
Rapper Lil Pump bitten by danger noodle! WTF?! (Language Warning and Blood Warning for the video.)
Non-poisonous noodle, but dangerous enough to draw blood. Fan and non-fans alike joke about it.
Moral of the story: Don't with no snakes!