Quote Originally Posted by MontyBurr View Post
Recipe development was interesting the first few times. I seeded Habaneros without gloves the first time. Big mistake. The second time I wore gloves. I was cooking in the morning and had an unplanned call of nature. I took off the gloves and answered nature. The gloves were now inside-out. I donned them and continued chopping. Nature wanted an encore. My hands are now contaminated. You know where this is going.
...You washed your hands with soap and everything was fine? Because I'm not squeamish, but any other ending and I'm liable to pass out.

Quote Originally Posted by RedRajah View Post
Anyone read "Hot Sauce Nation" from Denver Nicks?
Whoa, hadn't heard of this. Someone give this guy a MacArthur Grant.