What's your best misspelling today?

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My main character's name is Louise. Today, it came out as "Louse." Not very flattering.

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I've spelled "United States" with the first 'i' and 't' reversed many times. It used to be funny. These days, maybe not so much.
 

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We were warned against it in Journalism classes, years ago, and I do it when I type. Always check the word public, as you may type it pubic. Word won't auto-correct this one.

I did Untied States when I was a kid. Still funny, unless published or submitted as an assignment!
 

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We were warned against it in Journalism classes, years ago, and I do it when I type. Always check the word public, as you may type it pubic. Word won't auto-correct this one.

I did Untied States when I was a kid. Still funny, unless published or submitted as an assignment!

We got the same public/pubic warning in my college journalism courses! I don't write that word a bunch in my YA fantasy novels, but every time I finish a draft I do a search-and-find, just in case. :ROFL:
 

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I had a very hard time spelling porch. I still think it has an A.
 

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I used to know a guy who, when messaging, had a consistent typo that he never noticed. He talked a lot about his "girlfiend."
 

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Not my error, but I remember reading an article in a local paper where the writer paraphrased a comment by Queen Elizabeth, something about an "Annus horribilus." But she left off one of the 'N's. :scared:
 

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My MC is Devin and I keep calling him Devil.

Years ago I had a Brian that would sometimes become Brain. Those came out to stupid funny sentences. I wonder if I can dig some of those up...
 

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Light footballs roamed the hallway. (Footfalls)

Hasn't beaten:

"Put him on round the cock surveillance."

*sighs* Clock... write it out hundred times: Clock not...
 
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Typo in my day job: I had to note a discrepancy in the county name in an address. Guess what letter I missed out of "county name"?

Also: "see prev note" rendered as "see perv note"
 

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Whenever I type the name of the country where I was born, it always comes out as Wiltshite instead of Wiltshire. It's not altogether wrong :)
 

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Typo in my day job: I had to note a discrepancy in the county name in an address. Guess what letter I missed out of "county name"?

Also: "see prev note" rendered as "see perv note"

I laughed enough at this one that my boyfriend wandered over and rolled his eyes when I pointed it out. That's a job well done!
 

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Meringue

Merangue was my attempt. Can't even get my pies right. Damn.

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My favorite typo of the day:

Louise drove her elbows into a few sides, and the three of them managed to squeeze into the hut just as the door swung shat behind them of its own accord.

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