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Apparently this is based on a novel. I'm spoiler-phobic, so all I knew going in was Natalie Portman as a biologist with a team finds something. I decided, despite the Natalie Portman part, to see it, as it seemed like it'd be interesting.
I have rarely seen something the equal of that godforsaken mess.
I literally laughed out loud at the last scene Jennifer Jason Leigh (her involvement was a nice surprise) was in. I do not think they meant me to, but for the love of Carrie, how was that not designed to evoke laughter?
It was like a terrible rip-off of Arrival made by some discount movie house run by people who don't speak enough English to understand the screener of Arrival they got that was only in English. Aside from the general BADNESS, the sets were just so cheap-looking. The guy and the end thing both looked like they were made by a dedicated high school paper mache-loving craft class. I have no idea what happened here, or how this got into theatres but I'm kind of fascinated.
From the 'there are only two possible explanations....' thing, that left me sitting there going, 'wait, I can think of like six more off the top of my head and I just heard about it,' to the f'ing hilarity of Groot girl and the very end -- like, is she just keeping him, like a pet? Is no one going to ever draw her blood? I just...
The HELL was that?
Please tell me someone else has seen this.
If you haven't, uhm, don't spend money on it!
I have rarely seen something the equal of that godforsaken mess.
I literally laughed out loud at the last scene Jennifer Jason Leigh (her involvement was a nice surprise) was in. I do not think they meant me to, but for the love of Carrie, how was that not designed to evoke laughter?
It was like a terrible rip-off of Arrival made by some discount movie house run by people who don't speak enough English to understand the screener of Arrival they got that was only in English. Aside from the general BADNESS, the sets were just so cheap-looking. The guy and the end thing both looked like they were made by a dedicated high school paper mache-loving craft class. I have no idea what happened here, or how this got into theatres but I'm kind of fascinated.
From the 'there are only two possible explanations....' thing, that left me sitting there going, 'wait, I can think of like six more off the top of my head and I just heard about it,' to the f'ing hilarity of Groot girl and the very end -- like, is she just keeping him, like a pet? Is no one going to ever draw her blood? I just...
The HELL was that?
Please tell me someone else has seen this.
If you haven't, uhm, don't spend money on it!
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