Happy birthday, Tiddlywinks!

Sweet! Turn the bedroom lights on and off 3 times when you're ready for me to bring it over.

Still not getting in your van, though.

*cough* again, for the record, it's not really my birthday. It's like ... *squints at the calendar* my 3.2 month belated birthday day?

But I will still accept all sparkles, pie and cheesecake you wish to offer.

Happy birthday, twinks!

*capers*

Happy Birthday, Tiddly!

Please remember to stay in the areas padded with bubble wrap tonight. Thank you.

Ha. Ha.

Hey, about you guys put in a good word with the toaster for me?

But...you're sparkling now. Isn't that better?

I can hear you laughing when you ask that, Ted.

Moi? I'll have you know, I'm an angel. See my halo? I'm nekkid and cute. Too cute to laugh at you.