When publishers are too lazy for even a Writer's Guideline...

Dom_Corleone

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Alright, a little bit of a possible vent/rant here.

My girlfriend and I noticed that in all the local kink shops in town, there is only one publisher left for those mini-mags. The ones that people tend to tuck away in their purse. This particular publisher is called Blueline... though not to be confused with another porn/erotica publisher who uses the brand label Blueline as well.

Just as a time-waster, I purchased a few to read, somewhat for kicks. Eventually, I saw an ad in one asking for submissions.

They pay is not great; actually it's horrible. They don't pay a cent, except mail you a hard-copy of the journal in which your little story appears.

As another fun time-waster, I figure why the hell not. It's been ages since I've had anything published in PRINT.

Well, I could not find a single area for information on the writer's guidelines. Then after emailing them, I never got a single reply. Not even an acknowledgement.

My girlfriend who used to work in publishing has mentioned this is actually normal in the industry, as they never have enough time on hand to immediately get back to their submissions and requests. However, half a year later I emailed again, and still nothing, no word or reply. I don't know, this just makes me question why a company would ask for submissions in their own printed magazines, yet have no interest at all in answering when someone wishes to help them out.

A theory my girlfriend has, is maybe this as was a prank, so people will assume the stories are more current. Maybe this makes sense, as a lot of the stories seem to be written going back to the 60s or so.

Thoughts?
 

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I'm nowhere near as widely published as many here.

Most of the places I submit have guidelines focused on submission format in terms of layout and form, like .doc, .docx, .RTF, etc.

Some have general rules that anyone who writes well already knows, like eliminating unnecessary words (she nodded her head, he looked up at the sky), subject-verb agreement, clear antecedents to pronouns, dialogue tags being ways of speaking rather than actions, basics like that.

Many add their own quirks or preferences like not allowing limbs or digits to move as if the person were not in control (no "his hand came to rest on her thigh" or "hers eyes sought a way out") or the use of "own" with reflexive pronouns ("She moved her own hand...").

And of course when you get your request for edits back, there's all this new stuff they're considering wrong that was not mentioned in the guidelines. Although it was never intended for fiction, adherence to the Chicago Manual of Style is common.

All that said, I'm not remotely familiar with Blueline. But if your girlfriend has been in publishing recently, she can confirm that a failure to respond in any way to a submission, especially after a polite nudge, is the new way of saying no.

Maryn, wishing they'd take five second to email a form rejection, but no-o-o-o
 

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If they don't even respond to requests for writer's guidelines, I'd avoid them like the plague.
 

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Maryn, wishing they'd take five second to email a form rejection, but no-o-o-o

But, I never did send any manuscript (yet). I was wanting to get the guidelines first. Why would I want to make my job harder, (and waste their time also)?

I'd avoid them like the plague.
Looks like that's what I'll be doing...
 

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Oh, I misunderstood. (Typical!) But if they can't be bothered to respond to a polite request for guidelines, they're not up to my snooty-patootie standards for professional behavior, you know?

I guess if you still wanted to submit to them for the glory and a free copy, you could estimate the word count of the material in their existing issues and use them as a guideline, too, i.e., how graphic the sex is, how fetish-y, what pairings they want, what colorful or coarse language they clearly avoid or relish, like that.

But me, I wouldn't bother. I'd rather write for myself, or for my sweetie if they'd enjoy that sort of thing.

Maryn, whose sweetie, alas, does not
 

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That’s actually how I got started. Not my first time in print actually, but first paid real magazine article. I was reading a magazine in class and was disappointed in the article. “I could do better than that!” I thought to myself. I turn the page, and there’s a quarter-page ad, “Write for Computer Language” with a paragraph explaining what they wqnt and contact info for the editor.

I sent in an idea, and my biggest worry was the salutation — I worried that “Dear Regina” would sound too familiar.

This was before consumer Internet, when correspondence was treated with more care. Needless to say I got back an enthusiastic response a week or two later.

Another thought for you: maybe your email address is being blocked?