Today is going to be a DAY.
Woke up a half-hour before the alarm and decide to get up anyway. This will teach me to do that again. So, I get up, go through the morning routine including the blessed coffee making ritual. I pour my coffee into the mug. I pour my cereal into the bowl. I get the milk, add to cereal. I grab the half-and-half, think the carton feels a lot lighter than I thought it should, pour and then realize I'd grabbed the juice carton (Housemate can't have beverages in plastic) instead of the half-and-half.
And today is the one day this month I have to go out and adult among other people. I'm a judge of elections for the upcoming special election and we have a meeting today. *heavy sigh*
Hope everyone else is doing better.
(And, FWIW, just because the toy bear was named after a girl bear doesn't mean the toy bear was a girl--the stories were written about the toy bear, not the real one. And if I'd written stories about my kid's toy and got the gender wrong, I would've been corrected. After all, Ryan Reynolds named his daughter "James" after his dad. It didn't change her gender. Just saying.)