A guy walks into a pet shop and says: "I want to buy a wasp, please." The shop owner says: "I'm sorry, we don't sell wasps." The guy says: "Oh, I saw one in the window."
Two desperate grave robbers approached the pharaoh's tomb. They'd finally found the magic flutes they needed to play at the precisely the same time in order to break the ancient enchantment over the door. They had escaped the devils of Beelzebub Desert. They had outrun the jackals of the deepest jungles. They were tired. They were famished. They needed only one thing now: a toot in common.
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