Bad Joke Thread
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What was the wealthy pig called by his servants?
A HAM BURGHER!
What did the calendar call its 52 children when angry?
Weeks.
What did the astute pond like doing in its spare time?
PONDering.
What did the young snow-child say to his teacher in his arts and crafts class?
Igloo.
A HAM BURGHER!
What did the calendar call its 52 children when angry?
Weeks.
What did the astute pond like doing in its spare time?
PONDering.
What did the young snow-child say to his teacher in his arts and crafts class?
Igloo.
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes who?
DISHES THE POLICE!!! OPEN UP, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SUSPECTED JOKE PLAGIARISM!!!!!
(I visibly cringed for every letters I wrote in that one...)
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes who?
DISHES THE POLICE!!! OPEN UP, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SUSPECTED JOKE PLAGIARISM!!!!!
(I visibly cringed for every letters I wrote in that one...)
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
What did the advisor say to the writer who was failing at becoming ambidextrous?
"Well, it's looks like you just have to RIGHT it out!"
Ew. I think I need to wash my face now.
"Well, it's looks like you just have to RIGHT it out!"
Ew. I think I need to wash my face now.
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Everyone knows why the chicken crossed the road, but do you know why she stopped in the middle?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
They've finally discovered the name of the person that invented music. It was Doremi Fasolatido.
What did the advisor say to the writer who was failing at becoming ambidextrous?
"Well, it's looks like you just have to RIGHT it out!"
Ew. I think I need to wash my face now.
He only made the attempt in the first place because he didn't want to be left out.
Do you think Sonny Bono would have joined Robin Hood's merry men?
I dunno, but I bet Cher would.
I dunno, but I bet Cher would.
A little too sinister for me.
I called 9-1-1 on you for that one, but the sheriff said notting.
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Driving instructor: Press the accelerator pedal.
Physicist: Which one?
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Two atoms walk into a bar. Suddenly, one says, "Omigosh, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" says the other.
"I'm positive!"
Physicist: Which one?
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Two atoms walk into a bar. Suddenly, one says, "Omigosh, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" says the other.
"I'm positive!"
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