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What did the wide receiver say to the football?

Catch you later.


Where do football players go when they are in need of a new uniform?

New Jersey

What happens when a football player goes blind?

He become an NFL Referee

What do football players wear on Halloween?

A face mask.

Happy 100th football season!!!
 

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Knock knock.

Who's there.

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad you don't know me.
 

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What was responsible for getting the first Mexican into orbit?

MASA.
 

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Book titles:

Fifty Pence by Arthur Quid

A Long Walk Home by Mr Last-Buss




Note: these might only work in a London/SE England accent
 

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What's a skeletons favorite instrument?

The trom-bone
 

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A son goes up to his father and says "dad, I want to be a rock star when I grow up." The father says "you can't do both, son."
 

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Charming.

Potentially we have two women in the house who can make a million dollars each. In reality, we are living with two whores."

I wonder how the nature of the joke changes if it's the father and a brother who would sleep with a complete stranger for money.
 

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because he was framed.

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look flushed.

Where should a 600 pound alien go?

On a diet.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried to swat a fly with a TV.

Why are people so tired on April 1?

They just finished a 31 day March.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming?

It takes them too long to change.
 

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Note to self - stay out of this thread.
 
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I'm closing this until I talk to MacAllister about the continued viability of this thread.
 
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