What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
A firecracker.
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand so tall?
Because she can't sit down.
What's red, white, blue, and black?
Uncle Sam after falling down the stairs.
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firecracker?
Dino-mite
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
It really cracked me up.
What new dance was created in 1776?
Indepen-Dance
What did one flag say to the other?
Nothing, it just waved.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom
Happy 4th of July!!!