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I can see Tiddly wearing crocs and her sparkly socks as she does chores around the house with her new vacuum cleaner.
New binoculars?
Tiddly in crocs and sparkly socks
with a vacuum that rocks
in her house she knocks?
*reels back in horror*
Crocs? CROCS? BITE YOUR TONGUE.
Nevermind the vacuum cleaner (bad enough)...but les fashion faux-pas* of plastic things that look vaguely like slippers crossed with an orthopedic nightmare for moi? Mais no, monsieur.
Give me killer heels or give me death.You are dead to me, sir. Dead, I say!
*For anyone who likes crocs, I am being overmelodramatic and not judging you on your shoe choices. You probably think I'm crazy for wearing stilettos, so we are forever at odds. Then again, you probably also hate glitter and like vacuums, so there you have it.
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*reels back in horror*
Crocs? CROCS? BITE YOUR TONGUE.
Nevermind the vacuum cleaner (bad enough)...but les fashion faux-pas* of plastic things that look vaguely like slippers crossed with an orthopedic nightmare for moi? Mais no, monsieur.
You are dead to me, sir. Dead, I say!
*For anyone who likes crocs, I am being overmelodramatic and not judging you on your shoe choices. You probably think I'm crazy for wearing stilettos, so we are forever at odds. Then again, you probably also hate glitter and like vacuums, so there you have it.
Is it just me, or does Wink and "killer heels" seem like a recipe for disaster? Or broken ankles at least...
This is why I have bubble wrap all over the place. I've tried to get her to wear a helmet but she just refuses.
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Maybe she needs one of those inflatable balls? Or at least an inflatable sumo suit like they did on the Office.
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She can still wear her heels.
*snicker at that picture
She'd just knock everything off the shelves and walls as she walked by. It would be like living with a drunken cat.
*used to have a link for Tiddles 'cause I spent some of my time to find her the perfect helmet but not anymore since she's just totally ungrateful and stuff...
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The proper application of hairspray can simulate a helmet. And you have the added benefit of being well coifed -- even in a hurricane.
The bmx stunt bike crowd I knew had a saying:
Good bike helmet: a hundred bucks
Average brain surgery: a hundred thousand bucks
Your choice.
Good bike helmet: a hundred bucks
Average brain surgery: a hundred thousand bucks
Your choice.
When it comes to bicycling, helmet all the way. When it comes to walking in heels, no. Absolutely not.
And Bryan, your hairspray suggestion just put you on my hit list.
Oh, and I'm not clicking on ANY links, you all hear me? None. I don't care if you say there's glitter or whatnot. Not clicking. Not.
I mean it!
*finger twitches*
And Bryan, your hairspray suggestion just put you on my hit list.
Oh, and I'm not clicking on ANY links, you all hear me? None. I don't care if you say there's glitter or whatnot. Not clicking. Not.
I mean it!
*finger twitches*
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Nice try, Kells. Still not clicking.
*puts N00bean above Bryan on hitlist*
Also, perhaps someone should bring out the chair for Bryan, yes? You know. The chair of honor? Unless you already presented it to him, batteries included.
*puts N00bean above Bryan on hitlist*
Also, perhaps someone should bring out the chair for Bryan, yes? You know. The chair of honor? Unless you already presented it to him, batteries included.