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I told you not to lick that.

Silent Rob said:

Things have been quieter around here since we cryogenically froze cray.

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KellyAssauer said:

So... that wasn't an ice pop?

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You spelled 'poop' wrong.

TedTheewen said:

I told you not to lick that.

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You know how many times I've heard that?

Good thing he's trusted us with his trust, huh..


*Manages trust while sitting under a cabana on a Tahiti beach with an umbrella-garnished frufru drink..*

Your drink's going to look pretty stupid if it doesn't rain now.

Nuh uh... it's there to keep the sun from melting the ice cubes, looser..

Gah!

What is this? Amateur hour?

You need a parasol for that!

Take my cocktail parasol out in the rain??

*rolls eyes*

Peasant..

Pretty sure that 'cocktail parasol' may be my new go-to answer for every odd question that comes down the pike...

What if it comes down the walleye or the muskie?

LisaBean said:

Winks is innocent, remember?

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TedTheewen said:

That she is. Totally.

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KellyAssauer said:

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LisaBean said:

I know, I had trouble even saying it.

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TedTheewen said:

Tiddly really is innocent. Honestly. You should see how cute her sock collection is.

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For the record, you all sucketh.

And should I die in the Tough Mudder tomorrow, I want it noted on my tombstone that "Winks was innocent. Honest."

Also, I blame all of you for the plan to dye my hair in temporary magenta and lavender streaks tomorrow. (Note I did not say pink.)

tiddlywinks said:

For the record, you all sucketh.

And should I die in the Tough Mudder tomorrow, I want it noted on my tombstone that "Winks was innocent. Honest."

Also, I blame all of you for the plan to dye my hair in temporary magenta and lavender streaks tomorrow. (Note I did not say pink.)

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"Magenta is a color that is variously defined as purplish-red, reddish-purple, purplish-pink, or mauvish-crimson."

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PINK

Tiddly, good luck and I hope the bones you break heal quickly. I'm sure your insurance is up-to-date as well and your husband has stocked up on ice packs.

by the way, did anybody notify the local hospitals to expect your arrival?

Do we get a pic of you in the new hair color?

MAGENTA.

(which supposedly comes out in two washes - who wants to bet I'll be meeting with my CEO next week with "not pink" hair?)

Maybe on the pic with hair color. I am doing it in the morning - my brother has said he may dye his beard along with me...

This will either be really cool, or worst. idea. ever.

tiddlywinks said:

Maybe on the pic with hair color. I am doing it in the morning - my brother has said he may dye his beard along with me...

This will either be really cool, or worst. idea. ever.

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No comment

Should I spike my hair and color the spikes so I can look like an irate multi-colored sparkly human hedgehog as I swear my way through the obstacles?

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My brother says we'll probably get more pictures with the crazy hair.

ETA: I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

tiddlywinks said:

for the plan to dye my hair in temporary magenta and lavender streaks...

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Ah... the cocktail parasol.

LisaBean said:

No comment

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Would you like the play the banjo with me or do you want to play the fiddle?

TedTheewen said:

Would you like the play the banjo with me or do you want to play the fiddle?

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I'm more of a yodeler.

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KellyAssauer said:

Ah... the cocktail parasol.

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Kelly appears to be very fixated on umbrellas...

tiddlywinks said:

Should I spike my hair and color the spikes so I can look like an irate multi-colored sparkly human hedgehog as I swear my way through the obstacles?

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My brother says we'll probably get more pictures with the crazy hair.

ETA: I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

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Hair is just hair. I've permed mine into big floppy curls, waved it, spiked it, mohawked, shaved, dyed, and grown it to where I could almost sit on it. It's just hair. It's the only perfectly healthy thing on our bodies that we voluntarily pay people to remove, which sounds rather strange if you think about that... it's just hair. Do whatever to it. It grows back.

LisaBean said:

I'm more of a yodeler.

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I'm torn between saying "no comment" and mentioning that could be sore hawt.

Ah yes. Of course, since I already cut most all of it off, that whole growing back thing might take a teeeeeeensy bit longer in this case.

I'm going to end up with tie-dye hedgehog hair in my board meeting next week, aren't I?

BAAH! Still doing it. My CEO will just laugh his butt off, no doubt.

KellyAssauer said:

it's just hair. Do whatever to it. It grows back.

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That's always been my attitude. And until my late twenties, I had a new hair style or color so frequently that my mom actually walked right past me at the airport once. Didn't even recognizing me. I still give her a hard time for that.

I sort of miss it, but I don't have the time for it anymore.

I looked good with purple hair and beard.