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Wow, this place has livened up quite a bit! Even made me tol (titter out loud) a few times.

I'm partially dead today. Drove 11.5 hours yesterday to finally get home after traveling for a month. But don't fret, I'll be up to my usual clever wittiness in no time!
 

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*posts warnings: Stop that or you'll go deaf!*



meh, doesn't have the same ring to it..
 

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Caution: Stroking and staring may cause trees to inexplicably fall in the woods.



RING!
 

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My job entails taking phone calls from semi-deaf rednecks who went to the shooting range too many times without hearing protection.
It baffles me why somebody who is deaf would bother making a phone call when you know perfectly well they can't hear well enough to communicate. Just another reason why I hate people and blurve you folks so much.
 

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What'd you expect, Vowels?




And Ted, good thing we're not people, huh?
 

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Tru dat

*strokes chin whiskers*
*stares into middle distance*
 

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My job entails taking phone calls from semi-deaf rednecks who went to the shooting range too many times without hearing protection.
It baffles me why somebody who is deaf would bother making a phone call when you know perfectly well they can't hear well enough to communicate. Just another reason why I hate people and blurve you folks so much.

They haven't figured out yet what deaf means?

Ok, alright. I hear you loud and clear!

*strips to sequin thong
*flosses
*twerks seductively

KA-POW!


qW,
Giving the people what they want!

Some things you just can't unsee.

And Ted, good thing we're not people, huh?

Well. . . technically speaking some of the cabbie regulars aren't people.
 

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What if I shoved him in an oven?

What if I turned the gas on?

And what if I threw a lit match into the oven?

yeah.
that's hawt.




eta: I might, rabbit... I might..