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Oh good. I can't tell you how relieved I am to hear that.

No. Really. I can't.
 

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Definitely not when it comes to raspberries. Good hunting, ted?
 

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If he found some it proves he's an excellent hunter. Raspberry tracks are hard to follow..
 

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So a cray died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.

He decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, he saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.

“Oh my,” said cray. “Let me see heaven now.”

A few moments later, as he ascended into heaven, he saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.

“Wait a minute,” said cray. “This is just as bad as hell!”

“Oh no, it’s not,” replied an unseen voice. “Here, your work gets published.”

:thankyou:
 

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Maybe we could have a seance?

Light a lot of candles,

and then I could try to channel cray's spirit from beyond...

(nothing like a pale animated doll rolling her eyes into her head to freak everyone out)


and then I'd just tell really bad jokes.

Wait.

How freaky.

That's almost exactly what I'm doing now...