regdog's Autobot & Decepticon Comedy Cabaret-Energon Served Hourly

I just told the mechanic to fix the damned thing and leave my private life out of it.

Like road kill armadillo?

This weeks' special is roofrabbit pie.

...roofrabbit??

Yeah, you know...rabbits who run around above ground. I believe they tend to meow.

*sneaks past security*

*runs up to mic*

Happy New Year!

*streaks out*

Wait...who was that?

Roof rabbit vas very popular during WWII in Europe when things that didn't meow were scarcer

TedTheewen said:

Wait...who was that?

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Mic.

*taps mic*

*squints out at empty seats*

Happy New Year folks! Anybody out there planning on making big changes in 2018? You know...a New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other..


*dives off stage*

Thank dawg we installed a ball pond!

Is that like a mosh pit?


*moshes balls*

*whips my hair back and forth*

swachski said:

*moshes balls*

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*winces*

Please, swach. Have a care. There are personages of a sensitive disposition all up in here.

It's okay. I googled instructional videos on urology..

*rolls up sleeves*

*snaps on gloves*

Wait! My rology simply cannot be learned from youtube videos! You need an online PhD minimum.

How about a PfffT in ball science?

check out that broken window

He threw a mosh ball at it..

Reg? You're the only person around here with influence, right? How can we get the cabaret family back? Who can we bribe? Just for, like, a reunion or something...

You have to speak to drooling blunder about that, swach.

Oh right... we need someone to go underground to round 'em up..


*settings out of much traps for mole rat nekid*