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KellyAssauer said:

Pfft. Like there's ever a shortpork season?

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Back to school?

Why are we talking about pork when we can discuss bacon?

Oh great! There go the insurance premiums on this place. Again!

But...but I stayed off the roads today! (Well. Turned around and came back home after nearly getting plastered twice by cars sliding through intersections.)

Then you should have been in here a lot sooner!






(since you were only nearly plastered)

Work, work, work. Then carefully drove to nearby coffee shop to meet bro who never seems to leave his house, then called mom before she sent assassin after me for not getting her an Xmas list, then bugged husband about his day until he gave me the death look, then here.

If you had you as a sister, and you lived in the same town... how often would you leave your house?

Leaving a house can be scary. There are some horrible drivers out there.

That was very hurtful.

And I plead the fifth.



ETA: et tu, Ted?

It was just a straight forward question.
I didn't twist any words; or imply meanings, connotations, implications or innuendo.


fascinating answer though...

KellyAssauer said:

It was just a straight forward question.
I didn't twist any words; or imply meanings, connotations, implications or innuendo.


fascinating answer though...

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Mm-hmm.

*takes pliers and bedazzler to Kell-Freud's carabiner collection*
*spray paints "Jung was here" on ledge*

It's okay, I live in the same town as my sister and I rarely leave the house.


wait...

After I bought him coffee, he had the nerve to ask me how my Fifty Shades of Dwarf was coming along.

A) this is what I get for telling my siblings about my writing
2) I'd accuse you all of talking to him, only he started that whole nonsense before I knew you
iii) I knew I should've just let him eat those caterpillars all those years ago

I wish I knew your brother. But you're right, he never leaves his house, and I don't think he's ever been to your house.

tiddlywinks said:

After I bought him coffee, he had the nerve to ask me how my Fifty Shades of Dwarf was coming along.

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You got my notes on the first five chapters right?

This beta read thing is kinda fun...

I didn't know you were into Dwarfs, Kelly.

Better, reg. You expected better.

Better to have zero expectations in any situation. That way, if things turn out well you can say, "Wow, how pleasantly surprising!" And if they turn out crappy you can say, "Meh, just what I suspected a bunch of loosers would do.."

I suspect we'd manage to disappoint even zero expectations, swach. We are like professionals and stuff, after all.

We learned from the best, sensei reg!

Reg loosened us right up!

Indeed. I'm pleasantly surprised at how loose I feel!