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tiddlywinks

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No problem. *dumps pail of glitter over Tiddly* Oops!

:hooray:

Me? Going to Tiddly's dungeon? I didn't know she played like that. *gets very excited*

Oh no, we are not going there again. Not.

*rereads post*

Wait...

And she's going to shake her little mouse body and that stuff is going to scatter everywhere. And glitter is IMPOSSIBLE to get up.

tee hee

I'm sure Tiddly's dungeon, if she has one, is full of beavers and an errant moose head or two.

*motions to wood chipper*
*squeaks menacingly*

And glitter. Lots and lots of glitter.

Correction: lots of teh shiiiiiiinnnnyyyyy

Oh really? Tiddly, you like bedazzled beavers?

*turns on wood chipper*

Reg done you wrong, you mean?

Tiddly done me wrong once, she put me through a chipper-shredder. Squeakers got some anger issues.

*pulls out sandpaper*

Ouch! Maybe I shouldn't have put all those glitter-bated mousetraps out for her... nah, she's short. In my usual form I can just fly out of her reach. :D

That's what you think. :evil

She is rather cute with those fits of temper, stomping her teeny little foot.

Why would a person bring a wood-chipper into a cabaret in the first place?

Given this esteemed cabbie is from the Land of 10,000 Lakes, home to the movie Fargo, that should point you in the right direction. There's a wood chipper scene in the movie.
 

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Given this esteemed cabbie is from the Land of 10,000 Lakes, home to the movie Fargo, that should point you in the right direction. There's a wood chipper scene in the movie.

Man, the only movie I've got to point towards is The Village. :(
 

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Man, the only movie I've got to point towards is The Village. :(

Well, for the record, most Minnesotans don't sound like Fargo unless you are up in the Iron Range. Then if you go too far north, you start hearing the Canadaniese.

ETA. And I believe it was mostly filmed in Wabasha, not Fargo. (Which is why I say home to...) Not that any of you care aboot the distinction, doncha know.
 
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:hooray:
*motions to wood chipper*
*squeaks menacingly*


*turns on wood chipper*



*pulls out sandpaper*


*chooses between sandpaper options*
*redies bedazzler and wood glue*

DAMMIT TIDDLY I WILL TAKE YOUR SWINGLINE AND REPLACE IT WITH A BOSTON IF YOU DON'T TURN THAT THING OFF BECAUSE YOUR MOM.
 
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Hey! Who's slandering Canadians. *takes offense because no one else wants it*

I survived the storm... not sure about the folks north of us though. It was MUCH worse there.
 

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Ya know, I don't think I want to know about that wood chipper scene in Fargo, thanks.

Canadians don't do wood chippers.
 

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The Fargo wood chipper scene is a classic cinematic example of awesomeness.

Also, I may have tried to put the Chair of Honor into it and broke the chipper. Sorry (no sorry).
 

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I'm pretty sure Silva didn't talk about me, so I'm not going back a page to back read either.

Plus Twinks'sez post quoted nearly everyone, so I think I got the gist.

There were so many horrific scenes in Fargo, I still feel the need for brain bleach, but the great characters and dialog make it worth watching again and again. Don'tcha know..
 

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What I meant by 'brain bleach' is donuts..
 

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Aw bummer... that's one of my favorite box wines too..
 

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I don't know that there were, for me, but no big deal. That's what we have a future for. Opportunities.