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Thanks y'all for your flash prompt thoughts, much brain damage was sustained! This day shall live in infamy.

-Derek


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I'm surprised as heck there are any brains here at all.


*What with all the zombies.
 

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:ROFL:

Oh my. We really need to work on making some new good old days.
Anyone looking in here now to see what's going on would be completely miffed.
 

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*strides in all brimming*

*taps mike*

Hey? Is this thing on?

So anyways. There's this lady looking for a turkey at the grocerues but she couldn't find one large enough.
She stops a passing stock boy and asks him:
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" and the stock boy replies:
"No 'mam, they're dead."


*thank you*

*thank you*

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I've never understood why the Lions always play the Cowboys on Thanksgiving Day.
Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

I think we should just change the name entirely,
call it aturkeypocolypse.

Wait...did Kelly just tell a joke? Or is she channeling Cray?

Why can't I do both?


Oh.Yeah. Swim practice. Nevermind.
 
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No. Absolutely not.
Anything that hairless should have been flayed, dried,
and stretched across teepee poles...
 

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Just popping in to say thank you to all the denizens of the Cabaret for your beautiful hand-crafted prompt. I did struggle to find a reason to change a donkey's colour (#donkeysareperfect) but I hope that our pieces will inspire them to throw off their shackles and take their rightful place behind the wheels of America's greatest cars.

*gets ready for the speedo*
*Looks at self* Apparently I am overdressed.

Just don't rub it.
Excellent life guidance, unless you're Aladdin.
 

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[FONT=&quot]What's the key to a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The tur-key.[/FONT]