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As if body shaming isn't bad enough. Now I have to endure typo shaming....


Hey! My typo is beautiful, looser! In every single way!

He really rocks that galactic hairnet, doesn't he..

well ... it's not fair !!! He has more space between his ears than the rest of us. You'd prolly have to go to PC&E to find competition for him.

KellyAssauer said:

Would the PG version then be: Zombie Love?

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regdog said:

A humorous zombie love story. Yeah, that sounds like something we'd suggest.

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First off, I hate you all so much right now.

Secondiferously, who would write about zombie love? Pfffft.

Thirdioso, why write about zombies when they could discuss dwarves and that one time at band camp?

Wow. That's was weird.

I had to read that three times.

The first two times, I could a sworn it said: zombie pirates at band camp.

Heh. That's really weird.


But hey, I'm a groundhog in a kilt and ruby red slippers.

KellyAssauer said:

But hey, I'm a groundhog in a kilt and ruby red slippers.

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HOW DID I MISS TEH SPARKLEY??

Also, how about zombie pirate beavers taking accordion lessons at band camp?

Too much? Maybe there should be some judicious commas in there.











Ooh! Ooh! How about a story involving a pearl-wearing pig driving a pink Cadillac?

A pink donkey named Cadillac?

and don't forget Werewhistlepigs

never enough of those.

Are werewhistlepigs second cousins to marmots?

And that leads me to ponder whether the world needs the story of the marmot named Moose? (He might have a little jackelope in his family tree)

I was in Marmot once

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It's just up the road from Boring

Is there a 2x4 in that story, Porter?

tiddlywinks said:

Are werewhistlepigs second cousins to marmots?

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More like Fisher with fangs, I'd think.

KellyAssauer said:

A pink donkey named Cadillac?

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That pink donkey's got a long ride.

I feel worse for the pink donkey though, than you..

You're confusing pd, swach!

I wipe it.

That's disgusting

Like cella.

Who the F are all these people you keep talking about??

Ask del.

KellyAssauer said:

More like Fisher with fangs, I'd think.

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Your knowledge of furry four legged creatures that are either rodents or weasels is quite astounding.

Silent Rob said:

Ask del.

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Isn't he that seagull dude?

swachski said:

Isn't he that seagull dude?

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I thought that was Jonathan.