regdog's Autobot & Decepticon Comedy Cabaret-Energon Served Hourly
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Is this space at least 12 feet wide? I count three people and want to maintain social distancing.
On a related note, is the 2020 Weekly Update on permanent pause? Finally finished the third draft of my 80K story, but sadly no nanners
On a related note, is the 2020 Weekly Update on permanent pause? Finally finished the third draft of my 80K story, but sadly no nanners
We in the Cabaret are experts at social distancing since we're all anti social to begin with.
The 2020 Update Thread is just waiting for someone to update. Sadly no one has. Go on in and post your progress. Nanners are waiting.
The 2020 Update Thread is just waiting for someone to update. Sadly no one has. Go on in and post your progress. Nanners are waiting.
I'm an anti-humanist, myself, and prefer the company of Decepticons, poofy glitter reapers, and drunken chihuahuas.
Koulentis, would you like some candy?
Koulentis, would you like some candy?
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Sure. Toss it in my corner of the cabaret. <eats candy> Normally I wouldn't. But it's the apocalypse so I've been throwing caution to the wind.
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Oh no. You didn't. Never take anything Ted offers. Because--well, becasue he's ted and the price is way higher than your soul.
Of course you prefer Decepticons, sparkly reapers and drunken chihuahuas, Ted. We're awesome
Of course you prefer Decepticons, sparkly reapers and drunken chihuahuas, Ted. We're awesome
Hey! Free candy is awesome and he obviously likes free candy, so why not grab some out of the van?
Koulentis, the light bulb is burned out so you'll have to feel your way to the back, but there's plenty of candy back there.
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Nice try, regdog. But a couple guys in hard hats warned me to never trust a Decepticon.
Thank you for the candy. You weren't kidding. I can't see anything back here. Hey. Would you mind holding onto my wallet? Sure would hate to lose it in the dark. Thanks, Ted.
Poofy? POOFY?
Just for that, I'm getting a glitter bomb and setting it off in the men's room.
Given the state of the men's room that would be a bad thing why, oh Poofy Glittery One?
Good point.
*sets glitter bomb behind bar near the lagavulin*
*cackles and hides in rafters, waiting for more cabbies*
*sets glitter bomb behind bar near the lagavulin*
*cackles and hides in rafters, waiting for more cabbies*
I just figured you wore loose-fitting robes to keep some people from gawking so they would focus more on your personality.
Which reminds me, I love those new socks you got.
Ted, unless you're batman or a racoon that is able to scale tall buildings, there's no way you've seen my new socks. No way.
You're totally right. I haven't seen them at all. Please go about your usual business as if nobody is watching.
Woah! It's casual.
I'm getting ready to head out and drive a bit in the country. I might stop by toterrorize with my presence visit the Amish just to let them know what's going on right now. I mean, they don't have any cell phones or internet and they're all probably confused as hell right now.
I'm getting ready to head out and drive a bit in the country. I might stop by to
So the last joke I heard was from my eight year old....
"Mommy, here's a joke."
"Okay, bigster, I'm listening."
He points to a poop emoji on his tablet. "It's poop!"
Imitates laughter. "Good one." Silently wishes for adult conversation.
Ba dum bum cha
"Mommy, here's a joke."
"Okay, bigster, I'm listening."
He points to a poop emoji on his tablet. "It's poop!"
Imitates laughter. "Good one." Silently wishes for adult conversation.
Ba dum bum cha