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I'm with the spatula on this one because your mom

Kilt.

Expired.

*still getting over Tiddles being one with the spatula*

Your favorite sparkly reaper just tripped over her own shoelaces and went flying in the grocery store tonight.

I. Am. Not. Amused.

Mr. Winks is just mad he can't go sue the store because shoelaces..

There's more than one sparkly reaper?

I should hope not, but just in case I felt the need to specify.

KellyAssauer said:

*still getting over Tiddles being one with the spatula*

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*points at spatula*

Threadkiller!

*gets out woodchipper*

Wait, you're gonna put the thread in the wood chipper?

No, no. The woodchipper is for evil toasters who covet jackboots.

And melodic gangsta threadkillers.

I wouldn't say that in earshot of the toaster. Not if you value your sparkly scythe.

I like to live dangerously. And she knows I voted for her in the polls. (Honest, I did, I swear.)

Killing isn't a bad thing. It brings new life.

See? Silva gets it.

*walks up to mic*
*taps it politely*

Ahem. So, three Cabbies walk into the bar. One trips over the doorstep and splats in something leftover from the days of the chihuey. One crashes into a twerking bunny and drops a plate of delicious cheesecake on the floor. One makes it to the bar and chokes on a peanut.

Which one was tiddlywinks?

Well, obviously the one who...

*sigh*

*orders more bubble wrap*

I really should just buy stock in this company.

Happy birthday, Winks.

Scout's honor, it is NOT my birthday. SOMEONE necro'd my birthday thread.

...

ahem

...

*glances significantly at Ted*

....

But it should be known that was a very nice thing for that person to do, as I was in a foul mood and well wishes are really perking me up. Even if I can't accept them officially.

However, I am accepting cheesecake. The previous cheesecake may or may not have suffered an accident.

*blushes*

Aw, shucks.

How's blueberry cheese cake? Will that work?

Anything "berry" and cheesecake won't survive long near me. So yes. Know of any good lemon cheesecake recipes?

I just do what I'm told.


I mean, rarely, but you know.