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swachski · Jan 17, 2018

Don't want dibs on his front hair?

regdog · Jan 17, 2018

No clogging the drain with hair.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 17, 2018

Looks like he spilled taco sauce all over his front hair ... again

TedTheewen · Jan 17, 2018

swachski said:
Coming from someone who has a hand stuck up his body..

Don't knock it until you've tried it...

Silent Rob · Jan 17, 2018

Also don't knock it, 'cos that could be painful and stuff.

TedTheewen · Jan 17, 2018

The trick is to breathe and try to relax.

At least, that's what I always tell them.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 17, 2018

are they conscious?

TedTheewen · Jan 17, 2018

Eventually.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 17, 2018

How are they on remembering details?

TedTheewen · Jan 17, 2018

According to their therapists, not that great.

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 17, 2018

I bet that aggravates detectives

TedTheewen · Jan 17, 2018

They never seem happy when they come around.

KellyAssauer · Jan 17, 2018

TedTheewen said:
They never seem happy when they come around.

They must not have tried to breathe and relax.

TedTheewen · Jan 17, 2018

I offered them some ice cream, too. I'm very hospitable like that.

Silent Rob · Jan 18, 2018

I scream too, ted.

swachski · Jan 18, 2018

Good thing we're all in space and can't hear you..

Silent Rob · Jan 18, 2018

Then move closer, dammit!

swachski · Jan 18, 2018

Isthiscloseenoughforyoulooser?

Silent Rob · Jan 18, 2018

Swach, I think you need help.

That close, the drakkar noir fumes should have rendered you incapable of speech.

swachski · Jan 18, 2018

But... in space nobody can hear you smell.

or something..

PorterStarrByrd · Jan 18, 2018

* farts *

KellyAssauer · Jan 20, 2018

swachski said:
But... in space nobody can hear you smell.

But, if we're in space, would that make this a space bar?

or something..

TedTheewen · Jan 20, 2018

Or something. I like or something.

tiddlywinks · Jan 21, 2018

Stop making me think about whether it should be er something, or Ur-something, rather than or something. You're disturbing my plot bunnies.

TedTheewen · Jan 21, 2018

Disturbing is what we do.

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