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I thought he played the sax.

SNAP!


All right. Who put the shiny mouse trap in the corner?

Ingrates.


*goes to join Rolf at the piano*

Wait, who's Rolf? And why does he get to play the piano? And why did no one tell me there was a piano in the cabby?

I mean I've been experiencing withdrawal for almost a year AND NO ONE TOLD ME WE HAD A FRICKIN' PIANO RIGHT HERE????

*clutches sheet music so hard it wrinkles*

tiddlywinks said:

SNAP!


All right. Who put the shiny mouse trap in the corner?

Ingrates.


*goes to join Rolf at the piano*

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Just stay out of the corners and you'll be fine, Tiddly!

Silva said:

Wait, who's Rolf? And why does he get to play the piano? And why did no one tell me there was a piano in the cabby?

I mean I've been experiencing withdrawal for almost a year AND NO ONE TOLD ME WE HAD A FRICKIN' PIANO RIGHT HERE????

*clutches sheet music so hard it wrinkles*

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Sorry, Silva. Would have told you if I'd realized you're BLIND!

Also, it's not a piano. It's a urinal.

I thought I heard some tinkling.

Free beer for everyone!

Woo-hoo!

Thanks, AC!

Yay! Free beer!

(if I knew how to post gifs, I would totally post my Kermit flail)

*flails like Kermit*

Done!

Lillian_Blaire said:

*flails like Kermit*

Done!

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Thanks!

*gets a room*

*kicks thread*
*stubs toe*
*says bad word*
*falls on moose trap*
*says another word and blames cray because your mom*




*notes autocorrect's Freudian slip and decides to leave it because*
*wonders if she's going to get sucked into a rip in the space time continuum for multiple becauses's's's*

*pushes twinks into the piano*

*flushes*

*is awakened by the tinkle*

Hey? Who let the moose in here?

*grabs Tiddly and helps her stand up* Buy you a drink?

*rehangs the "No Moose allowed" sign that looks suspiciously paw-written*

Jaymz Connelly said:

Hey? Who let the moose in here?

*grabs Tiddly and helps her stand up* Buy you a drink?

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Yes! Especially after someone got a little too personal with jazz hands and left me in the baby grand all day.

tiddlywinks said:

Yes! Especially after someone got a little too personal with jazz hands and left a baby in me.

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FIFY

I didn't do nuffink!

Of course not. I was just messing around. I was bored and this place was empty....

I think Tiddly will really need that drink when she sees what you've done there, Lil.

*pours a triple for Tiddly and sets it on the bar*

It's not real. She's fine. But I probably shouldn't be left to post unattended. I cause havoc. But at least I don't make babies!

Havoc is so much fun, though. Babies are only fun if you can give them back when they get smelly or start to cry.