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K-mart is all but defunct now. I remember when that was the "it" place to shop. My have times changed.
 

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:poke: *Shoves cases of red, white, and blue lights under my bed*
 

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I think there's something flashing in Lavern's room!!!

Should we call the emergency services or a camera crew? :D
 

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We need to get Vin Diesel involved in this.

ROAR :D
 

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<Throws a tarp over Vin>

*Fast & Furious Jazz Hands*
 

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That's 'cos he's finally tasted Lavern's grits.

*capers*
 

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It's gonna be hard driving with those hands all a'jivin.
 

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You mean jivin' all up in those grits, right?







So, um... what is it we're talking about again?
 

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Not many people could handle Lavern's grits, Gail.

*capers*
 

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How about a jingle:

Lavern's grits give you the fits
it's just how you ramble
really puttin' on the ritz
if you're willin' to gamble
 

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Hmmmmm, now y'all got me thinking about doing an Iron Chef competition featuring Grits. :greenie
 

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I only tried grits once, and I didn't care for the texture.
 

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Hmmmmm, now y'all got me thinking about doing an Iron Chef competition featuring Grits. :greenie


You'll add the phrase "Kiss my grits" at some point, right?

And now I could go for some grits.

This is my latest video. I've got another video to finish editing and upload, then I have enough supplies to make one more. It'll be my last video for a few weeks because I'm kinda broke. I'm pondering getting a Patreon account so folks could donate as little as $1 a month towards supplies because heavy cream is getting expensive.

Grit ice cream?

You know, if you cooked the grits in a sweetened, sugary water, it might work or it might be like little pieces of gummy weirdness in a perfectly good ice cream base.
 

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You could put ice cream on a base of grits.

*capers*
 

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Ah, look at all the clever wits,
Making poems to rhyme with grits.
As if those little corny bits
Came in ice-cream-making kits.
So, no. That would be the pits,
Like eating shampoo full of nits.


See, I left out the words that start with t and s,
They rhyme, but are totally lacking in finesse.

:roll:
 

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I'm staying abreast of this case!

ROAR :D