Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

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I can't really drink with the meds.
If I do, I turn into jello...
and I really don't like jello,
which means I wouldn't like myself much
and then maybe I'd get depressed
and then I'd need more meds...

wait.
 

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Sounds like a Shel Silverstein poem. I’ll sketch a quirky cartoon-like picture to go with that, Kelly. It’s awesome.
 

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You too? I keep hearing, "my head is on the old server." like a freakin' broken record!
 

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I'm sure there's a tofu earworm out there somewhere..
 

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Just finished a bowl of albondigas. It must have been a while, because it was so damn good!
 

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It's not the earworms you know that bother me as much as the earworms you're not aware of - the ones that lurk, hidden, waiting to leap up when it's least expected. Earworms that have laid dormant for years...

We were driving the other day. Wet. Gloomy. January. The only snow left in the rain laid in the low spots and shadows. We wound around a wiggly secondary road on are way after some pattern cabinets. A lady had purchased them when the local fabric store had closed, and now her surviving son was clearing the estate. We drove further into rural Pennsylvanistan until we dipped down toward a group of buildings near a bulging stream. The green sign with it's white boarder spelled out C-h-i-c-o-r-a, and I couldn't help myself. My lips moved before my internal editor could stop them. Chi-chi-chi-cora... is what escaped, and suddenly the dim sogginess lifted and we laughed and laughed our way into town.
 
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I know right?

All I could think of passing through the town was fuzzy green roof-tops.

'bout died laughing.
 

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Soak the chia, spread the seeds, watch it grow!

Sounds like pron to me..

:popcorn:
 

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They are technically rooted in dirt after all..
 

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Unfortunately, too many men dig it just the way it is..