Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

I don't think I've ever had green beer. St. Patrick's Day simply isn't that big down here... As far as I know, anyway. Sure, many pubs will hold an event, but I suspect that's more, "Hey, we can entice people to drink moar!" rather than "Hey, we're Irish and proud!" Probably.

Top of the mornin' to yer!

Are we speaking blarney today?

How about a limerick?

Raise a glass to Seamus O'Hare
who while drunk fought with a bear
to add to his fame
we heard him exclaim
"sure the boyo had plenty of hair!"

Happy St.Patrick's day (yeah I've been away, real life got me again)

People go nuts for St. Patrick's Day here. Pittsburgh has the second largest St. Pat's parade in the country. Not bad for a smaller city like ours. Personally, I don't really give a hoot about the holiday. It's just a day where people get hammered at 9 am and act like fools. I'm not a fan of mass drunkenness.

Hooray for mass drunkenness. Fun to watch anyway. Hey, Porlock. Sorry life has kept you away for so long.

Gail, how do you speak blarney?

"Alexa, speak Blarney for me?"
I'm sorry, I don't have that-
"Oh, shut up, Alexa."

Google says - "Blarney is the full frontal assault on your emotions, intended to bypass your capacity for rational thought."

Example: [FONT=&quot]The sweet gift of blarney dwelt on his broad red lips.

[/FONT]Hmmm, I think I'm understanding what blarney is really used fer.

Well, I'm making Corned Beef & Cabbage for Sunday Dinner - Especially since my Ancestry DNA™ results indicated that I'm 8% Irish.

I normally make it every year this time, but this year, it will be even more special-er!

Vernie just ruined by best line on this day.

"Got any Irish in ya?"

On this day, I remember my grandmother, who used to get drunk, teach me how to play cards and to curse in Gaelic.

porlock said:

How about a limerick?

Raise a glass to Seamus O'Hare
who while drunk fought with a bear
to add to his fame
we heard him exclaim
"sure the boyo had plenty of hair!"

Happy St.Patrick's day (yeah I've been away, real life got me again)

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The folks who frequent Suzie's thread
Stay up long after I've gone to bed
But let's raise toast
To everyone's post
Though it's the cake that keeps us all fed.

GailD said:

The folks who frequent Suzie's thread
Stay up long after I've gone to bed
But let's raise toast
To everyone's post
Though it's the cake that keeps us all fed.

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Nice!

I have a friend who likes to play the Limerick game. She says a line, then I say a line, back and forth.

GailD said:

The folks who frequent Suzie's thread
Stay up long after I've gone to bed
But let's raise toast
To everyone's post
Though it's the cake that keeps us all fed.

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Wait, I didn't write that. See those two out, please.
Very Nice, Gail.

There once was a traveling gnome
to Erin's fair isle he did roam
his pockets were cleaned
by a pretty colleen
he was too broke to go home

There once was a man from Venus
Who had a rocket ship for his...

Yeah, the rest I'll leave up to your imaginations.

Moar please.

Ummm - It's pre-coffee time, so Ima go with rolypoliness or libidinous.

LadyV said:

There once was a man from Venus
Who had a rocket ship for his...

Yeah, the rest I'll leave up to your imaginations.

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But I want to know more about what happened to this guy and the ship full of his fellow Venusian species! And what about the other members of his taxonomic family?

Good morning, people from the far side.

Good morning, Gail. How's life treating you down there in the Cape?

*capers*

Gail is a superhero?

*ties pillowcase around neck*
*flies around living room*

There once was a man from Venus
Who had a rocket ship for his weenis
It flew straight to Earth
And helped give birth
To an entirely new type of genius.

So that's what weenises are for.

And coconut oil.

*capers*

With drakkar noir for rocket fuel!


KAPOW

There once a gay man from Dublin
Who had no one as a hubbin'
No one knew why
'Til he didn't zip 'is fly
And revealed he had naught but a nubbin'

swachski said:

Gail is a superhero?

*ties pillowcase around neck*
*flies around living room*

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*is envious of Swach's anti-gravity underwear*

swachski said:

There once was a man from Venus
Who had a rocket ship for his weenis
It flew straight to Earth
And helped give birth
To an entirely new type of genius.

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If you're confused by the difference between us,
(Though known to every alien who's seen us.)
Don't be an arse,
Men are from Mars,
It's us women who all come from Venus.

Clearly inspired by uranus!

*capers*

*gives Gail the clap*

*gives Roub the slap*