Fortune Cookie (A True Story)

LOL! Sorry, but how true to life is that?


Hope you didn't take offense.

terri

wow that's depressing.








have to brighten this somehow.

In honor of Akuma's post, check out Bad Cookie.
The first time I clicked I got "Evil thoughts come from your heart."

chaostitan said:

In honor of Akuma's post, check out Bad Cookie.
The first time I clicked I got "Evil thoughts come from your heart."

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eww

those are terrible. Hey, my name is in that word!

Hump..."You have no outstanding traits". That's what mine read.

So what do they know? (Will find out who i can sue.)

I got: 'You can't fall off the floor.' - and it's not even Friday,

arrowqueen said:

I got: 'You can't fall off the floor.'

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I wouldn't be so sure about that. I know a woman who drank ouzou and fell up the stairs, so anything is possible.

Beware of the dark mechanical bird.


Hmm. ok.

jennhollowell said:

Beware of the dark mechanical bird.


Hmm. ok.

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That was the first one I got too

Another site for you:


http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/index.shtml

I really like this one:

http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/fortunes/unnecessary_gambles.shtml

Going to the AW reunion? This one's for you:

http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/fortunes/strange_customs.shtml

"The star of poverty is shining on you."

So that's the problem. Anyone know how to turn off a star?

You have little understanding of the arts or music.

oh no.

I decided to ask badcookie if I could get out from under this star. So the next fortune I pull...

"Depart not from the path which fate has assigned or you will die a hideous death."

Hmm...poverty or death, let me think on that.

"You are not one of those people that goes places in life."

My favorite cookies I ever saw were:
"You and your husband will be happy together" (my DAD got this. he likes to pretend mom did)
and
"Kiss the person sitting to your right." My friend got this one; she was standing next to me. Cue a contemplative pause... cue an out-of-the-blue kiss on the cheek. Cue mild confusion.

I'm hungry. I think I'll go out for Chinese food for lunch...

My fortune from Bad Cookie read:

You will attract uncultured people to your home.

DUH!! I DO know some people like that, and they've visited my home.....

*sigh*

Yeshanu said:

I'm hungry. I think I'll go out for Chinese food for lunch...

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I'm back.

My fortune for today:

If you continually give you will continually have.



Give what and have what? Does this mean if I give away my kids, I'll have more? Yikes!

Always remember to pillage before you burn.


**scratches head**

What the...???

Cheryll

From Bad Cookie:From Weird Cookie:I feel good today.

Cheryll said:

Always remember to pillage before you burn.

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Very wise advice! I burned before I pillaged once. It was hard to find anything worth pillaging in the ashes.

Akuma said:

It's kind of discouraging when the stars of the universe are aligning to say something like that to you.

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You know what? Sometimes I think they don't really base those things on the allignment of the stars of the universe. Sometimes I think they just make them up.

Say it ain't so, Celia!

I believe her. The fortunes used to be nice and helpful. Recently thought it's like they hired Lantern Jack and Haskins to write them. Dark, disjointed and disturbing.

( NO not the band by the same name....cheeze!)

Todays cookie: 'You are evil and your smile is insidious.'

I like that one. I think I'll embroider it on something. At the very least it'll unsettle visitors.