If it's an action-driven story, I'd kick off with action. If it's a character piece I'd go with a slower build-up -- but don't delay the action toooo long. Also depends which '70s Westerns you're thinking of, you might want to take a look at their pacing and emulate them.
And our wombs basically ache. Constantly. Until we've popped out a few babies. I know mine does at this very moment.
Wait. I don't have a womb. It must be gas.
Never mind.
No, that's hats. Women love hats. Shopping is just something they do through instinct.
Thank you.
Yes, incessant yammering -- but also giggling, like 'tee hee,' preferably while blushing and waving skirts about. They're also very easily offended, and don't use bad or crude words, because their constitution is more delicate and such. They get overwhelmed very easily, so have a fainting couch nearby, in case an a man says something shocking, or the woman sees something untoward.
You radical, you! Everyone knows women are mysterious creatures. Inexplicable. Riddles wrapped in enigmas. I can't even make sense of myself, but everyone tells me that's part of my charm. *adds eyelash batting emoticon*
