Caption Me! North American Executive Handshake Edition

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You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out. You put your left hand in, and you shake them all about. You do the hokey-pokey, then you turn yourselves around.

That's what it's all about!

(Yay, politics!)
 

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- ohhh... a wise guy, eh? you got some noive!

- c'mere, you knucklehead!

- woowoowoowoowoo!
 

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Wait, did you screw up the power handshake

Why do I have half a face

Oh Gaia, what have you done to me

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I HAVE HALF A FACE

HALF A FACE
 

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'Three guys in desperate need of a choreographer'. Honestly, did none of them have a staffer who thought about the photo-op, and how a three-handed handshake would work? For a minute, it looked like they almost had it, too.
 

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You North Americans are certainly unaccustomed to multilateral agreements, accords and accompanying etiquette.

Good thing it's Obama and not Mitt Romney, though. He'd give everyone else the Washington Handshake.
 

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You North Americans are certainly unaccustomed to multilateral agreements, accords and accompanying etiquette.

Good thing it's Obama and not Mitt Romney, though. He'd give everyone else the Washington Handshake.

Obama's so accustomed to caving to conservatives he only shakes with his right hand.
 

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great responses, all.

we also would have accepted:

"the myth of post-racial society is shattered when the pursuit of an ethnically-universal handshake descends into chaos."