I am yet to find an agent that does not take two to three months to answer with a form rejection. Are there any out there? If so, where can I find them? (I'm happy to wait a week or two for a form rejec.)
Answering queries just isn't the priority for agents, who are busy with their clients. I only know one or two agents out of the entire lot here in the UK who are currently in a position to respond within in two weeks. It's just not a realistic expectation.
You need to remember that, as a querying writer, you're at the bottom of the agent's very busy to-do list. That doesn't mean you're unimportant or powerless -- this is still a business, you still need to have confidence in your work and your ability to offer agents a book they want -- but you're not going to be their priority until you're a signed client.
This is how you want it to be, as much as it hurts now. When you're a signed client, you don't want your agent reading queries when they should be submitting your latest manuscript.
I just got a full request after three months, so don't take the radio silence as rejection. But if you are relentlessly getting form rejections, take a look at the sample pages and synopsis, they might not be good enough.
(Your covering letter might be letting you down, too, but most UK agents will overlook that if the pages are strong.)
Want to get a response quicker? Target new/junior agents at reputable agencies, with a small client list so they've got more time to spend on the query inbox. Target US agents on the
Querytracker quick responders list, if you really want, but you'll need to pay for Premium for that.
But is it really worth getting a quick response if you're picking agents that don't fit your work, or that you wouldn't want to work with? Sometimes it's better just to get your head down, keep writing and let the e-mails arrive when they arrive.