FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Comedy World Unflummoxed by Brazen Upstart Decasp.com

CHICAGO, LONDON, PARIS, TUVALU (May 7, 2016)

In the world of comedy publications, the race to the bottom intensified today as Decasp.com came online to literal dead silence. First there was MAD Magazine, then Cracked, then MAD again, then Cracked changed format, then a long time passed. And now, with apparently no shame whatsoever, editor Kenny B announced that he will take a crack at the online comedy market.

Decasp.com is so tailor-made for childlike imbeciles like himself who are into absurdist comedy that it can't not fail to succ...wait, can't fail to not succ..., no wait. It can't succeed. Wait. Forget it. Just go to Decasp.com and see for yourself: the disaster in the making, the slow motion ocean of comedy lotion, the absurdity, the majesty, the rising tide to lift all blokes! ...then drop them on their arses and kick'em off the boat.

Contact Kenny B at editor@decasp.com for more information, questions, submissions, whatever you got.