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ABSALOON WRITE for immediate sale by cash bids.

Own your own writing community. Address cash-filled envelopes to:
Send to Chase in Albany Money (SCAM).
Loser bids will be returned April 31.
 

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The sticking point is never the price; it's that you'd have to manage it.
 

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What section can I get for $2 and a ten-year collection of bellybutton lint?

The exact number of days depending on the gross amount of lint, special moderation in the month of April by the mod of your choice.

The sticking point is never the price; it's that you'd have to manage it.

Details . . . details . . .

SCAM monitor
 
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and for those who don't want to get into the heavy bidding on that one, I can probably get Imanidiot.com if you send me enough money ... screw the bidding, first offer (and delivery) of over $100,000.00 gets it. (or doesn't get it)
 

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I can probably get Imanidiot.com if you send me enough money

Please don't horn (or is it antler?) in on my one-day-only Send to Chase in Albany Money (SCAM) offer.
 

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don't bother me with your whimpering or I'll stop digging in my couch to find my bid money for your stupid site.
 

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Are jackbooted thugs (and related accessories) included in the sale?
 

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Are jackbooted thugs (and related accessories) included in the sale?

Yes, along with the positive membership, you get all the banned name-callers and naysayers at no extra cost. :greenie
 

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it is my understanding that since mods are neither goods nor chattels the sale does not include the mods

we will therefore offer the mods as a sacrifice to cthulu via the cleansing fire

 
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I have a cane at hand. I shall beat cthulu back as long as I can. Run, mods, run!

Maryn, sacrificing for the greater good
 

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Alas, poor Maryn. We shall have to build a grand monument in her honor as soon as we stop running.
 

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You're giving a discount because of Cray and Vince, right? No one's going to pay for the parts they've touched.
 

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I have a cane at hand. I shall beat cthulu back as long as I can. Run, mods, run!

Maryn, sacrificing for the greater good

Nae worries, Maryn, they'll hiv tae putten us in the same condition they fand us . . . passed oot stocious in an alley.
 

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You fools! If Cthulhu eats any of the regulars of this site, he'll be transformed by the pure chaos and become Uberthulhu!
 

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April first full moon: :e2moon: