Muse: That's not how that's spelled.
Me: Uh.... pretty sure it is.
Muse: Look at how odd it looks. No way that's the right spelling.
Me: *goes to look it up*
Muse. Hahaha you sucker.

Muse: Look, here's an idea for the ending.
Me: Are you kidding me? I'm stuck in chapter three and have been for weeks and you want to give me the ending already?
Muse: I could have gotten to the ending in that time; I dunno what your problem is.

Me: Muse, I'm boooooored.....
Muse: Hi, bored, I'm Muse.
Me: >_<