Hipster Haiku Contest

Hmm, right up my alley, William. I'm hip, (no, really) I'm a born and raised Brooklynite, and I do write haiku. It was good of you to bring this to our attention. Except, if I don't win, you'll be hearing from me.

My motto is: When things don't go my way, abuse the messenger.

Look at your avatar, what flesh? I'd probably just yank off one of your smaller ribs, that's all.

I did that once before and all hell broke loose.

rich said:

I did that once before and all hell broke loose.

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That's because you let her eat the apples!

Yeah, I've been paying for it ever since.

It wasn't that you let her eat the apples, you made the mistake of letting her go shopping by herself........

And everything was on the house. I blame William.

Hipster Haiku Contest

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http://www.randomhouse.com/broadway...aiku/index.html

If anybody but me wins, they'll be hell to pay.

I'm entered! Thanks, William.

Knowledge is one thing. Knowledge of evil is a subset.