We have a Krampus sighting

Ari Meermans · Dec 4, 2015

YAY! It has begun.

jjdebenedictis · Dec 4, 2015

KRAMPUS IS BACK! KRAMPUS IS BACK!

A small, less-than-terrifying Krampus! This is wonderful! (Because we know the horned, odd-footed, windsock-tongued horror is on his way. Enjoy the lack of goosebumps while it lasts.)

Chris P · Dec 5, 2015

Nuthin' says Xmas like Krampus!

Lavern08 · Dec 5, 2015

*Leaves a trail of Fruitcake crumbs that lead to a bear trap*

Krampus, Krampus,
Oh, how I hate thee!

Calla Lily · Dec 5, 2015

KRAMPUS! *flings confetti everywhere*

BardSkye · Dec 5, 2015

Now, now, Lavern, aren't you supposed to be kind to all things?

Though, come to think of it, turning the other cheek to a Krampus would probably end up with the turnee getting bit in the ass.

Ari Meermans · Dec 5, 2015

I like things that serve a useful purpose. Hail, Krampus!

:roll:

Chumplet · Dec 5, 2015

I'm curious, and yet not willing to watch, the Krampus movie coming out this year.

KellyAssauer · Dec 5, 2015

Chumplet said:
I'm curious, and yet not willing to watch, the Krampus movie coming out this year.

Kinda hope it's a flop, so we can have still him -mostly- to ourselves!

Tepelus · Dec 5, 2015

Yay Krampus! And I want to go see the movie.

jjdebenedictis · Dec 10, 2015

Hurrah! The Christmas UFOs are back! They're my favourites.

Er, I have to keep this Krampus-related? Mmm, maybe Krampus is in the UFOs? (Gives you a good view of naughty/nice ratios, plus the aliens are ninja-experts on sneaking into the upper-level floors of houses. Krampus's one hoof gives him troubles in that regard.)

amergina · Dec 10, 2015

I love the Christmas UFOs!

Glass Valkyrie · Dec 10, 2015

jjdebenedictis said:
Hurrah! The Christmas UFOs are back! They're my favourites.

Er, I have to keep this Krampus-related? Mmm, maybe Krampus is in the UFOs? (Gives you a good view of naughty/nice ratios, plus the aliens are ninja-experts on sneaking into the upper-level floors of houses. Krampus's one hoof gives him troubles in that regard.)

Totally makes sense!

Shadow_Ferret · Dec 10, 2015

I don't get the whole Krampus thing. Kind of like I don't get the whole April Fool's thing. Or a lot of things that all you "In" people here do that I"m out of the loop on.

Haggis · Dec 10, 2015

Shadow_Ferret said:
I don't get the whole Krampus thing. Kind of like I don't get the whole April Fool's thing. Or a lot of things that all you "In" people here do that I"m out of the loop on.

You need to get out of Wisconsin, Ed. I could find a small room for you in Marquette.

MacAllister · Dec 10, 2015

It's not really what the "in" people do, Ed. It's mostly me and the rest of the weirdos who hang around here a lot (err...like YOU), and I've never been one of the "In" crowd in my life.

Haggis · Dec 10, 2015

Mac's right, Ed, but the Marquette offer is still open. They have pasties, you know.

Chris P · Dec 10, 2015

Sorry, Krampus gave all the pasties to the aliens in the spaceships. You gotta go to Ishpeming.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 11, 2015

Prepares lutefisk banquet with all the Genesee you can drink ... Calls to Hooters to arrange catering service.

Chris1981 · Dec 11, 2015

Oh, Krampus!

AW taught me that Krampus is a thing. (Seriously, I had no idea before lurking 'round here.)

So earlier this month, I told my wife all about the joy that is Krampus. She agrees that he's the best part of Christmas.

Snowstorm · Dec 12, 2015

With all the sicky-sweet Christmas commercials, it's a relief to see Krampus!

Calla Lily · Dec 15, 2015

Dashing through the snow
In a Krampus-guided sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Shrieking all the way!
Chains on Krampus clank
(and) Make bad children plead:
O Krampus dear, don't beat us please
And we'll do all good deeds!

Krampus tongue
Krampus switch
Making children fear
Punishments await the bad
As they try to run away.
Krampus grabs
Krampus laughs
(and) Tucks them in his sack
Behave, or be next to live
In terror on Christmas Day!

:thankyou:

jjdebenedictis · Dec 15, 2015

LOOK, IT'S SANTA! IT'S SANTA ON HIS SLEIGH! UP AT THE TOP OF THE SITE, IT'S...

...it's not Santa. **flees, shrieking**

Calla Lily · Dec 16, 2015

Oh, yay, it's the genetically mutated jackalope. *hides*

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