I was 5 seconds away from saying this when I saw your post!!!Deadpool:
Quote: Literally 99% of the dialog!
King of Comedy
Rupert Pupkin: I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.
"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar in "Carry On Cleo"
And of course : "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.."
"Goldarn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore."
"Shitkicker!" - "Blazing Saddles"
"The Mask", and anything Jim Carrey:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!