Favorite Comedic Movie, with a quote

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"The Mask", and anything Jim Carrey:
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
 

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Deadpool:

Quote: Literally 99% of the dialog!
 

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Deadpool:

Quote: Literally 99% of the dialog!
I was 5 seconds away from saying this when I saw your post!!!

Though I was going to single out the lines

"We are taking you to Professor Xavier."
"MacAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing."
 

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I forget the movie, but the quote is:

If my cholesterol were any higher, I'd be a solid!
 

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Also:

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work, lately."
"I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob."
Office Space
 

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I watched a Laurel and Hardy film the other day. I had forgotten how funny their films were.
Their visual slapstick humor had me in tears, also the dopey expression and fantastic one liners from Stan Laurel.
Here are a few.


A Blizzard is the inside of a Buzzard.
There’s somebody knocking on the phone
I don’t want to be walking around with my throat cut.
Upset? I’m housebroken!
You know what? He thinks we're us!
Isn't that silly? We're not us, we're two other fellas, aren't we?
That's the first mistake we've made since that fellow sold us the Brooklyn Bridge.
 

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King of Comedy

Rupert Pupkin: I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.
 

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Some Like it Hot

Jerry/Daphne: Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
 

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
 

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Life of Brian
My favourite quote isn't one most people pick. Its definitely one of the more blacker topics of humor, but the way its delivered and what it implies to both Brian's story and more seals it for me. Humor and plot in one.

"You were raped by a Roman!?"
"Well at first yes... Naughtius Maximus he was."
 

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The Addams Family.

So many quotes I would like to write, I'll stick with this one:

Morticia: Gomez...
Gomez: Querida?
Morticia: Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.
 

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Ghostbusters

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.


Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!


Mayor: Is this true?


Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.


[pause]


Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
 
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"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar in "Carry On Cleo"

And of course : "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.."
"Goldarn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore."
"Shitkicker!" - "Blazing Saddles"

Carry on Cleo -

Julius Caeser knocks on Cleopatra's palace door and a servant answers, "Yes?"
"Good afternoon, my name is Julius Caesar and I represent the Roman Empire."
"No thanks, not today."
 

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Wot? No Doctor Strangelove love? Too many to count.

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Also, I think The Producers should get a mention, too.

Roger De Bris: Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.
 

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From 'Blazing Saddles':

Lili Von Schtup: "Tell me, schatzie, is it, ah, twue what they say about the way you people are gifted?" A memorable pause. "Oh, it's twue, it's twue."
 
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Holy Grail: It's just a flesh wound! (actually that whole movie has too many great lines)

Men in Tights: every time they introduce Achoo and someone says "bless you"
 

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from Tootsie (1982):

(Dustin Hoffman as a woman in a fake Southern accent): "Nurse, I'm going to instruct all the staff on this floor to carry a cattle prod so they can shock Dr. Brewster in his patooties."
 
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