Happy Birthday PorterStarrByrd

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Happy Birthday Porter-- Wishing you a festive day in Mooselvania! --s6

happy b-day, Bard. Hope it's great. s s s for you!

Happy birthday, Moose! The eyes totally aren't there for surveillance on moose-like activities. I swear.

Happy birthday!

happy birthday, silent rob porter!


because

Happy Moose Day, Porter. Wherever you are.

AWOL birthday moose

Wishin' you a happy birthday,
Even though you're far away!
'Sup there, Porter?
Check-in you orter,
'Cause you're sixteen days MIA

Happy birthday, Prince Porter!

Happy Happy Birthday!!

Wishing You a Most Fabulous Birthday...

...but I'm not doing your dishes or making you a sammich!!!

Enjoy, Old Poot

Porter... come back! We miss you!

Okay, I shouldn't speak for everyone else, but I miss you.

Hope you are having a good birthday. Have a 2x4. What the hell, have a 2x6!

Happy Birthday Porter!!!!

Scurries in late because I lost track of time or because time did not stop to wait for me like it was supposed to and it marches on and all that like it is your birthday now again and you are probably having a great time doing moose things somewhere wherever that is and AW is actually starting to smell fresh and clean and odd which means I am noticing the absence of your farts which really makes me wonder about my sanity and look here I am rambling on when it is your birthday because

Hope you had a good one, Porter!

Happy birthday, Porter!