The What If Song Challenge

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And what if the coconuts were ill-tempered and disinclined to congregate?
 

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What if, somewhere over the rainbow, trouble melted more like popping bacon grease in a hot skillet?


In the meantime, and in memoriam, I prefer the melting lemon drops.
 

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What if Andy's cheatin' wife actually had left town that night in Georgia?
 

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What if your LOVE was less of a ROLLERCOASTER, baby, and more like a smooth drive along a flat, non-eventful highway?
 

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And what if you had your umbrella at the ready when the raindrops were threatening to fall on your head?
 

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What if she wanted a ‘real’ Pearl Necklace, like the kind that comes from oysters?
 

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What if you were crusin' and listening to the radio with no particular place to go and then you remembered you had a job, a house payment, a week of dirty laundry piled in front of the washer and three obnoxious kids to raise ??????????????????????????--s6
 
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What if Brendon Urie didnt go back to the streets where we began feeling as good as lovers can? Or if he didnt roam the city in a shopping kart? Or, I just cant imagine it, if he didn't hear the exchanging of words between a bridesmaid with waiter?
 
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What if Lady GaGa was really transparent and you could tell exactly what type of poker hand she had?