Surely there are more important things I could be doing. But screw it. How do you prefer your bacon?
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You should have given us the option to choose "all of the above."
Chewy makes me think I'm eating hunks of grizzle and fat. Crisp at least lets me pretend it's not.
But when we bit into it, it wasn't crisp enough, and it lacked the charred flavor we craved.
Proper.
99.99% of the restaurants out there serve that luncheon meat thin bacon that's either touched to the heat to cook or burned to a crisp and left to the side to just be piled on the plate. Bacon game is weak, folks. That's why I order sausage links.
Give me real bacon. 1/8th inch thick at least cooked and served fresh so that the insides are soft, but the outside is crispy and still sizzling.
I agree. I can't stand crisp spots in my bacon.Chewey. Barely cooked. That's the best.
Thank you because I don't need that sort of negativity in my life right now.That's what option 5 was intended to encompass.
I decided to leave out an "I don't like bacon" option.